renloras:

sometimes i wonder what happened when clapping was invented

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hamletmachine:

Less than 24 hours left to pledge to the Starfighter Visual Novel Kickstarter!  

This is it!

dazzlinginsanity:

i ship this shit

egberts:

tropius:

riesshistoria:

are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals

No they’re called nonexistent

woooah there captain buzzkill

(Source: cismouse)

deliciouslyironicthrone:

swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

While filming one of the sex scenes in Season 1, Jason came out with a finger puppet on his dick and they had to take a ten minute break because Emilia Clarke couldn’t stop laughing. 

(Source: liam-hemsworth)

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

shredsandpatches:

Medieval Land Fun-Time World - A Bad Lip Reading of Game of Thrones

I like that these are all basically in character anyway.

(Source: cristinmilioti)

(Source: reddit.com)

kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes

theoriginalluvrboi:

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

This is everything I need

(Source: anthonally)

dcderringer:

beautypeen:

listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something

I’m hiding dicks.

(Source: hoppusfarm)